[原创]李四自白录
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">李四自白录</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">本人李四，男，新神州人。脾气好，无不良嗜好，人称</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">好好先生</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">本人是个很勤劳爱家的男人、思想觉悟很高的丈夫。在家里总是吃苦在前享乐在后，先妻子之忧而忧，后妻子之乐而乐。为了妻子永葆青春，我是累活主动干，脏活抢着干，重活全部干，且每次都顺利地通过了妻子的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“Ⅰ</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">＄</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">О”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">验收，多次得到妻子的褒奖。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">在一个笑口常开的妻子背后，一定站着一个鞠躬尽瘁的丈夫。为了妻子快乐，我始终做到妻令畅通，对妻子百依百顺，言听计从。妻子要去散步，我赶紧为她牵出哈巴狗；妻子要去逛商场，我赶紧为她备钱、掏钱；妻子要砌</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">长城</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">，我赶紧为她约朋友；妻子一人呆在家里无聊，我忙里偷闲去电话为她说笑话甚至黄色笑话解闷。总之，我时刻不忘让妻子活得高兴、充实。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">妻美夫荣。婚后，我一直将妻子的美容事业作为我家的头等大事来抓，将</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">60</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">﹪以上的资金投入到妻子的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">窈窕淑女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">计划中，积极支持她搞好硬件建设和软件建设。因此，我们的生活水平直线下降，但瞧着满身珠光宝气、透着雍荣华贵气质的妻子，我认为值得</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">——“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女为悦己者容</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">，我禁不住要对妻子由衷地道一声</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">谢谢</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">为了成为一名品学兼优的好丈夫，我掉了许多不良嗜好。不再抽烟、不再喝酒、不再打牌、下了班就往家里赶、节假日围着家庭转。如今，我最大的爱好、唯一的爱好就是做家务。我相信，只要我心无旁骛、潜心探索，一定能够成为</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">家政专家</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">，更好地为妻子为家庭服务，多办事、办好事、办实事、做贡献。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="3">虽然，我热爱家庭，珍爱妻子，拥护妻子的领导，时刻听从妻子的意见，且做到了骂不还口，打不还手，做爱时和着脚步走，能自觉落实《模范丈夫守则》和《丈夫行为规范》，较好地完成了家庭和妻子交给我的各项任务，但是我知道，离妻子的期望和要求还有很远很远的距离。例如我未让妻子得到官太太的美誉，更无缘出席酒会饭局，使她娇好的身材漂亮的时装鲜有展示机会；再例如我虽然在外面有几份兼职，但挣的钱还是未达到妻子月收入五位数的最低要求，致使我家至今未能购上新楼和小车；还例如我至今未改掉睡觉打鼾、吃饭放屁的坏习惯。总之，我还有许许多多的缺点，希望妻子今后能够多多地给以批评和帮助，给我多多地提供一些锻炼的机会。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">。为了家庭更加美满，为了妻子更加幸福，本人李四愿更加励精图治、负重自强、勇往直前，将爱情、婚姻、家庭进行到底！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></span></p> 诙谐，幽默，嘿嘿，学习做个好男人的范本！！ 向诗人学习，朝诗人看齐！ <div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>温州阿宝</i>在2006-4-27 19:50:27的发言：</b><br/>诙谐，幽默，嘿嘿，学习做个好男人的范本！！</div><p>可惜我是语言的巨人,行动的^^^^.哈哈.问好先生.</p> <div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>秦之韵</i>在2006-4-27 19:53:24的发言：</b><br/>向诗人学习，朝诗人看齐！</div><p>可千万别学我, </p><p>怕把嫂子吓跑了. </p><p>您还是向"李四"学习吧. </p><p>握!</p> 幽默，嘿嘿. 推荐此作！请兄速告诉我通联地址，短消息已发出！请速回！ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">谢主任鼓励.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我的地址：</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"></span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">510300 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">广州市赤岗大塘聚德东路</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">60</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">201</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">信箱</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">李家庆（李长空）</span></p>
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